Chimp the King

Men and women...so different! Men and women with their egos. I do not know how is it with women, but the ego is extremely important for men. My ego is so big that it talks to me!
Once I was having sex with this girl, and she had an astma attack. And I thought I was the king...
She was going: "Inhale...inhale..."
and I was like: "That's right baby. Breathe! Breathe! Who's your king!"

Man and women! The Simple vs The Complex. Ladies, if you can meet our basic requirements list - we are in LOVE! We are like cavemen! Ask a caveman:
- What is good?
- Woman.
- What is better?
- 2 Woman!